Wrap yourself in laughs and cozy comfort with this white mushroom capped penis blanket — the ultimate adult gag gift. Made from ultra-soft velveteen plush, it’s perfect for adding a shock-factor to your living room, bedroom, or as a hilarious present for friends. Offensive, rude, and guaranteed to get a reaction, this blanket is ideal for adults who like their humor NSFW. They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
Product Specs:
- Double needle topstitch for durability
- Made of polyester for shape retention and quick drying
- Ideal for adults only
- Sourced from China
- Meets all safety standards for flammability, lead, and other harmful substances
Care Instructions:
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Hand wash will extend product quality
📦 Shipping
Most orders ship via USPS with tracking. International shipping available on most items.
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30" × 40" |
50" × 60" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
50.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
60.00 |
80.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dry clean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
