Get laughs and double-takes with this “Smile If You Are Horny Too” Naughty Women's Shirt. Perfect for fun wife gifts, bachelorette parties, or a cheeky NSFW outfit. Made from premium Comfort Colors cotton for a soft, relaxed fit, this dirty joke shirt is bold, funny, and unapologetically rude — ideal for women who love to stir the conversation.
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Product Specs:
• Comfort Colors brand, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Soft-washed and pre-shrunk with a relaxed fit
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• Tubular body (no side seams)
• Classic crew neck with sewn-in twill label
• Cotton ethically grown and harvested (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
• Weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
