Wrap yourself in pink perfection — and a whole lot of penis. This cheeky, colorful willy blanket is soft, cozy, and wildly inappropriate, making it the perfect gift for anyone who loves a laugh with their lounging. Whether you’re draping it over the couch, showing it off at a naughty gift exchange, or keeping warm in bed with a blanket full of dongs, it’s guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows).
🎁 They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
📦 SHIPS WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL U.S. — FAST AND TRACKED LIKE HOT ASS.
**Product Specs** • Double needle topstitching for durability • Made of polyester for shape retention and quick drying • Suitable for adults only • Meets various compliance requirements for safety • Medium heavy-weight fabric for a soft touch
**Care Instructions** Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). *Hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
