Wrap yourself in cheeky fun with the Penis Blanket with White Hearts — a velveteen plush beach blanket that’s perfect for adults with a naughty sense of humor. Whether it’s a gag gift or a bold statement piece, this adult blanket delivers softness with a side of sass.
📦 SHIPS WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL U.S. — FAST AND TRACKED LIKE A HOT PIECE OF ASS.
They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
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30" × 40" |
50" × 60" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
50.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
60.00 |
80.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dry clean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
