Because sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people blush — hard. This penis blanket is pure adult humor, wrapped in velvety softness. Perfect for dirty gag gift exchanges, naughty birthdays, or cozy nights where you just want to be smothered in dongs. Soft, rude, and guaranteed to get laughs every time it’s unfolded.
🎁 They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
📦 SHIPS WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL U.S. — FAST AND TRACKED LIKE HOT ASS.
**Product Specs**
• Velveteen plush fabric for ultra-soft feel
• Double needle topstitching for durability
• Made of polyester for shape retention and quick drying
• Suitable for adults only
• Meets various compliance requirements for safety
• Medium heavy-weight fabric for a soft touch
**Care Instructions**
Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). *Hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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30" × 40" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
80.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
