The “Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant” tee is cheeky, bold, and built for laughs. Perfect for NSFW parties, hot summer nights, or gifting to that friend who always tells it like it is. Made on premium garment-dyed fabric, it’s soft, durable, and ready for whatever wild adventures you’ve got planned.
They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
Product Specs
- Brand: Comfort Colors – garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Soft-washed for that perfect broken-in feel
- Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit, no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Classic crew neck with sewn-in twill label
- Ethically grown and harvested cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- Weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
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| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
