🔥 Oral Skills Wanted? We’re Listening.
This tee doesn’t whisper. It screams bold humor, flirts with chaos, and lands the punchline exactly where it counts—right in your best friend’s face. Rock it at parties, send it as a bold gag gift, or just let strangers do a double take.
👕 Product Features:
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No side seams = sleeker fit, less waste
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Ribbed knit collar stays sharp (even if your jokes don’t)
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Shoulder tape adds comfort and structure
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Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for that “damn, this is soft” feel
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Lightweight + breathable = all-day wear without swamp chest
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Ethically made with certified sustainable practices
🧼 Care Like You Care (About Oral Skills, At Least):
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors
- No bleach, no dry cleaning — just chill care
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Tumble dry low
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Iron on low if you must, just avoid the graphic
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
