The “I Love Sucking Dick With My Butt” tee is filthy, funny, and unapologetically bold. Perfect for the naughty wife, the party instigator, or anyone who thrives on shock-value humor, this shirt delivers comfort and controversy in equal measure. Printed on premium garment-dyed fabric, it’s soft, durable, and ready to make a statement anywhere you wear it.
They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
Product Specs
- Brand: Comfort Colors – garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Soft-washed for that perfect broken-in feel
- Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit, no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Classic crew neck with sewn-in twill label
- Ethically grown and harvested cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- Weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
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| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
