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Let’s be real: this shirt doesn’t whisper naughty—it shouts it.
The Cum Dumpster tee is the kind of dirty joke that gets gasps, laughs, and maybe even a few jealous stares. Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or just owning your filthy sense of humor.
They may not buy it for themselves, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. That’s the best kind of gift.
Product Specs:
• Comfort Colors brand – soft-washed, garment-dyed
• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Relaxed unisex fit with double-needle stitching
• Tubular shape (no side seams), twill label, classic crew neck
• Ethically grown & harvested cotton (U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol)
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
