Welcome to the Boner Garage — open 24/7, no appointment necessary. This hilariously inappropriate t-shirt is for the bold babes who love turning heads and dropping jaws. Whether you’re headed to a party, a sexy date night, or just feel like being the reason someone spits out their drink, this tee gets the job done.
Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton, it's cozy AF and just the right amount of scandalous. Perfect for hot wives, freaky girlfriends, and anyone whose wardrobe could use a little more shock value.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun US cotton – soft-washed & pre-shrunk
• Relaxed, comfy fit – perfect for everyday chaos or sex-fueled shenanigans
• Double-needle stitching – durable enough to survive a wild night out
• Ethically made – your guilty pleasure, guilt-free
• Unisex sizing – we don’t judge who wears it
Warning: May cause excessive staring, double takes, and spontaneous flirting.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
